Daughter: Im In Love With Neighbour,
So I'm Running Away With Him

Dad: Thnx Dear
U Save My Money & Time

Daughter: Dad Im Reading
Dis Letter Left By Mom.. xD =P

A Great Thought By A Naughty Woman . . .

"Men Are Not Attracted
Towards Me
Because 0f My Mind.
But
They Are Attracted Towards
Me Because

" I Don't Mind ... =D =P

Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"?????


Yes...of course....why not...??


But that boy should be a BILLIONAIRE Lol =p (^_*)

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."


Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." =D =P

Perfect example of confidence:

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :

Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........

Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!

Junior : no!

Boss: i'm the boss of this office.

Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?

Boss: no!

Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:D :P

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

I Wonder If 1 Day

Somebody Will Ever Come and

Knock 0n My Door and

Tell Me

"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In ... =P =D

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
Have Money That Time n I said
"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop =D

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

"UNIVERSAL TRUTH"

"Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!" =P